Survey obsession:

[izeveryboyin]

I warn you! There are about 200 hundred questions all about my thoughts and my preferences and experieces and yada yada yada. Some of them are funny, some of them are just plain stupid, but I do not pretend that they are all grippingly entertainging. Embark on this at your own risk... but BEWARE. This shit is fucking contagious. You WANT to answer the questions. You want to give stupid details about your life that don't really matter b/c the computer told you so. You WANT to. Just do it.

1. Initials:
KAS

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Jules Verne

3. Last thing you ate:
omelette

4. For or against same sex marriage:
get serious. for it, duh.

5. Are you homophobic:
question 4 makes question 5 sound pretty lame.

6. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning?
there's no such thing as Saturday morning

7. Do you believe in God:
ask me in another 5 years.

8. How many U.S states have you been to:
20something.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in:
2

10. Ever lived outside of the US:
no

11. Name something you like physically about yourself:
my tits

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself:
my humor

13. What is your dads name:
Robert

14. What is your dream car:
Aston Martin *creams*

15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
everywhere.

16. Favourite type of Food?
kung pao fuckin chicken. yessur.

17. Favorite holiday:
i hate them all

18. Do you download music:
yes

19. What illegal things have you done:
underage drinking, stealing, breaking and entering, a very few friendly drugs and joyriding without a license.

20. Where would you want to go on a first date:
anywhere, so long as the kid's hot.

21. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
uhm, I dunno.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally:
hah I'm not sure anymore.

23. Have you ever cried for no reason:
I'm a woman. It's kind of what we do.

24. Do you like Bush:
uhm no.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped:
eeek. no. death.

26. Have you ever white-water rafted:
no. also death.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
yeah. I slept with him.

28. Last person you hugged:
my little brother

29. Have you met a real redneck:
hah, yeah. It was great.

30. How is the weather right now:
urgh, chilly.

31. song ur listenin to rite now:
Reason Is Treason- Kasabian

32. What are your current fav songs?:
I rotate a lot of Kelis, Gnarls Barkley, Kasabian, Outkast, The Shins, Franz Ferdinand, Pharrell, T.I, Coldplay and John Coltrane. I also listen to snap music mixtaps. haha.

33. What was the last movie you watched?:
The Gift.

34. Do you wear contacts:
nope. Eagle eyes, biznatches.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
My little brother's school.

36. What are you afraid of?
confined spaces, long drops and people who choose to supplement Prozac with the excessive use of guns.

37. If you could make 37 be any question you want, what would you ask and what would your answer be?:
which Sex and the City Character are you most like: Carrie! Or Miranda... both. Definetly both.

38. How many pets do u have:
no pets no more. *hangs head*

39. have you ever loved someone:
not really, no.

40. What really turns you on:
the right person.

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks:
water.

42.Have you ever fired a gun:
no

43. Are you missing someone:
Ritchie.

44. Say something totally random about yourself:
my lower lip is dryer than my upper lip.

45. Do you have an ipod?
my current life's ambition.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
uhm, no.

47. Whats your mum's name:
Tracey. (haha. "mum".)

48. Who would you like to see right now:
Anna.

49. Favorite band of all time (only ONE):
I can't pick, I can't.

50. Dogs or cats:
both.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?
that pretty much sums up my life, so... yeah.

52. Favorite flower:
Marigolds.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn:
butter, biznatch!

54. What books are you reading:
Blue Moon- Laurell K. Hamilton, Generation of Swine- Hunter S. Thompson, and The Autobiographry of Leroi Jones- Amiri Baraka... what can I say, I like to keep busy.

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo:
Once for prom and once for my grandmother's funeral. Both times I would rather have been anywhere else on the fucking planet.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
my gram.

57. Do you watch MTV:
not now that the cable's off. haha.

58. What's something that really bugs you:
republicans.

59. What are some things you really like doing:
movies, reading, booze and sex.

60. What's the name of your first ever crush?
Jonathon.

61. Can you dance
the black people myth is SO not true for me.

62. Favorite basketball team:
76ers, Nets

63. Favorite cereal:
Captain Crunch

64. Do you drive:
naw

65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out:
haha.. for a weekend.

66. Last time you went bowling:
two weeks ago.

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emrgancy room?
as a baby, but I don't recall the experience personally.

68. Who was your last phone call?
Thom

69. Last time you were at work:
let's not mention that word anymore... ever.

70. Whats your favorite state to be in:
new york or california.



1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Ritchie. I miss him.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
pfft. I don't make my bed. I leave dishes in my room for a week. I'm not going to go out of my way to return a cart. Sorry.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I never shut up, but on occasion (when there are enough sexual innuendoes and swear words involved) I've been known to listen.

4. Do you take compliments well?:
Sometimes.

5. Are you an active person?:
I guess

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Uhm, no. I'd get eaten by wolves after 12 minutes.

7. Do you like to ride horses?:
do pony rides at carnivals count?

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yes.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
the cry so I can get candy game.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
Is it Johnny Depp?

11. Are you judgmental?:
Typically no, but I can be.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Yeah... so long as I don't know about it. haha

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?:
lil of both.

14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Eccentric, opinionated, witty

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I suppose i could tolerate going blind. If I couldn't hear I'd go insane.

16. Are you continuing your education?:
uhm... i guess.

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
I'm going to learn

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my notebook.

19. How often do you read books?
Every fucking day. I'm weird.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
past.

21. What is your favorite children's book?
Green Eggs and Ham

22. What are you listening to?:
Kasabian

23. How tall are you?:
5'3"

24.Where is your ideal house located?:
Plan De La tour, France.

25. Who are your best friends?
I don't know anymore.

26. Last person you talked to?:
my father (wierd)

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo bootH?:
hah, yeah.

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
bout 6 months ago

29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
the House

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
corner store.

31. Where is your current pain at?
my tummy.

32. Do you like mustard?:
ugh, no

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?:
both but i suppose I sleep more than anything.

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
neither really, but I sort of favor my dad.

35. How long does it take you in the shower?:
like 5 10 minutes. wtf kind of dirt do you have to be in there any longer?

36. Can you do splits?:
uhm no

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
The Last Kiss

38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
aargh why?

39. What did you do for New Year's?:
Spent it w/my family with my face smooshed against my grandma(I miss you)

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
I can only assume it was... I a chicken.

41. What was the cause of your last accident?:
rain.

42. Do you own a camera phone?
finally.

43. What are you drinking?:
ovaltine. haha

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?:
pfft. my mom was an 80s hipster. She didn't cheer. She danced.

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
a.

46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
eww, no one.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?:
depends

48. Do you like care bears?
aargh, no.

49. What do you buy at the movies?:
sour jacks.

50. Do you know how to play poker?
only texas hold em and only b/c of that TV show where the celbrities play each other.

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?:
yup

52. What do you wear to sleep?:
over-sized dress shirts, underwear, or sometimes nothing at all.

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?:
Chicago fire, various cultural revolutions, Al Capone.

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
one, sometimes two.

55. Is your tongue pierced?:
no

56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
nh god not all of them, but yeah.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?:
Funny people.

59. Ever been to LA?:
5 times.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?:
*pouts* no.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
haha yeah.

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
steal duh.

63. Do you hate chocolate?:
pfft hello. i'm a woman. Of course I don't.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
my life

65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
both about equal.

66. Are you a gullible person?:
I hope not.

67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?:
no, but i miss the sex.

68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?:
journalist.

69. Are you easy to get along with?:
haha I don't really know

70. What is your favorite time of day?:
whenever I'm having a good time.



What is the closest thing to you that is orange?: lettering on some guy's jacket

Do you have a drinking problem?: depends on what you consider "problem"

What was your weirdest dream??: impregnating Sebastian and then marrying Shana.

Have you ever almost burned down a house?yup. covered that at about 9.

Does it annoy you when people act stupid for attention?: only if I'm not the one doing it.

What would people think if they could read your mind?: "Jesus fucking christ!"
Do your parents know your darkest secret?: haha.

You ever had a near death experience with a sheep?: erm, should I have?
Have you even seen anything that you wish you didn't see?: oh god yes. and i will NEVER forgive my mother for it.

Have you ever had a deadly experience with a wild animal?: uhm, no.

Do you like being a slut on halloween?:I'm usually myself on halloween, so...

What age did you stop believing in santa claus?: my mother never let me believe in him

What sound makes your ears want to bleed?: death metal

Who is the ugliest person you can think of?: flava flav

What doctor do you dread seeing the most?: the pap-smaer adminstering kind

What do you think the most pointless store at the mall is?:All of them?

Have you ever woke up and you were crying?:I don't think so, but I wouldn't put it past me.

Do you like to dance on table tops?: not lately.

Have you ever used a copy/scaner machine inappropriately?: define "inappropriately".

Which of your friends is most likely to pass out drunk?: all of them.

Which of your friends is most likely to go streaking?: swing.

Has a llama ever spit on you?: I've never met a llama but if he spit on me I'd be pissed.

Have you ever eaten seaweed?: eww. no.

Have you ever broken into someones home?: now I can't very well admit to THAT.

Where is the best place the hide a body?: in an incinerater.

Have you ever yelled at non living things?: I wasn't aware that this was rare.

Have you ever lived in a box on the street?: not as it stands

Do you help old people accross the road?: uhm, no.

[stilltrucking]

Ok I will play if you will play with this one. I am the only one that played Doreen's fill in the blank but I don't think she liked my reply.

http://www.studioeight.tv/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8027

><><><><>><>> I will give you ten to start be back later with more if you reply to the Writing challenge.

1)
JT: My family was too poor to afford middle names.

2)
Charles Carl Roberts IV

3)
eggs scrambled

4)
I am for any sex marriage. Just not for me.

5)
No

6)
Yes but only on PBS

7)
Yes but not as we know it.

8 )
47

9)
At least eight. I may have forgot some. Still thinking about it.

10)
Sort of. Montreal, there with the circus.

[Arcadia]

hey izzy, I don't need to know all that things to invite you to drink mate with me!!!. But I liked to read them. We can start talking about Johnny while listening to Coltrane, what do you think?

[izeveryboyin]

ST:

If Ken Burns were to make a documentary of my life, he'd have to include the day i lost my virginity on a set of purple beanbags during Christmas break because sex is more of less all I think about and there will also be a painfully brief bit about the horror of life in the house split between me and my mother because everybody loves a good cat fight.

When the camera pans over my vast collection of Johnny Depp memorabilia, the narrator will talk about my budding neurosis which sparked my catatonic paranoia and it will show the audience that I became a whiskey-drinking, chain-smoking leftist with little or no purpose during that period and when the camera shows the black & white photos from my years at Truman Middle College High School, it will clearly represent my Slumming for the sake of slummming, half-grown-up but still completely, shit-eatingly confused phase.

If Ken Burns were to make a documentary of my life, it would be entitled "The Future of Sex, and Why You Shouldn't Be Having It" and the DVDs would be stocked on the shelves of Virgin Megastore and various other pop-culturally oriented teenage wastelands simply because my life has been a revoltingly pointless series of stupid mistakes involving sex drugs excessive amounts of nicotine and a few very horrible experiences with the job market and it fits to distribute it in slut-in-training-infested, soccer mom in prada, old gay couple in tennis shoe, foriegn kid with a mohawk ridden places.

--k

Arcadia: Anytime.

--k