Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

Just received this in an email attempting to sell me various pharmaceuticals. (The drug list was embedded as an image, of course, in order not to be tagged as spam since words in the image aren't text and spam filters can't find them). After the image, there was this

8:15am
The Stern Show From Las Vegas Day 3 - The Freaky Family Feud. Beet was drinking so he was pretty happy and asked Robin if she wanted to join him. Howard said hello to Double A who was in the crowd. She found religion for a few minutes according to Howard.

The guy said he's speaking for the people when he talks about this but Howard doesn't think he does. 8:15amVarious News Articles And Bits. They finally got that together.

Howard hung up on that guy after saying he can really get under your skin. Howard hadn't seen it and didn't seem to know what he was talking about.

Artie said he had that ''retarded strength'' and wouldn't let go of him.
Howard saw Gary the Retard sitting in the crowd so he said hello to him.

Howard had the crowd do a practice run where he had the whole crowd yell out ''BANGO! Howard introduced his first guest who was Pam Anderson.

Howard had the audio of Richards yelling out the N-word at these guys on stage. Gary sounded very angry and he may have been drunk. He figured she'd find someone like Elephant Boy answering her ad.
Ed Bradley's was in Manhattan so he figured he'd go.

Howard told them to make sure they don't yell out BANGO unless they actually have it.

He said if the guy did that act everywhere he goes, it might be kind of funny.

Howard said he became aware of Michael Richards when he was on this show ''Friday's'' that was on many years ago.

Wonder where that came from. I like it!

Do you get creative writing in your email spam?

If so and you happen to open the mail before you delete it, share it here.

If not, well, the above is just a taste of what you're missing.

Who said spam can't be fun?

i have writen a few of those.

not that one though...

i'd be a lot more pleased with the sleuth of unfiltered spam in my inbox if they all came with amusing little stories like that one to make up for it.

--k

Spam
Spam
Spam
Spamity
Spaaaaammmmm

Frickin Spaaaaammmmm!!!!

Taste just as bad as when you get with your e-mail!!!!
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What are all those stories for anyway?

Bits:

"replaced by a male speaker with a repulsive nasal whine." [??!!!?!?]

"[...] I ticked off on my fingers. We have only two choices. Hint
to dodge the swing of a fist.
tried to talk to the senior officers, explain some of the problems and
about you. See this ugly-looking type in the horned helmet?"

"July were in great danger of sudden, violent deaths.
Well, thats good, said Harry loudly, his temper getting the better of
him, just as long as its not drawn-out. I dont want to suffer. "

One of them ïs super long, it's called JolieJolie Premiere Alexander:

"[...]Rica handed presents rican recipient. Showi register login artist
topicsnew onlinehall namealbum namesong? Successful cult film cast as
james bond had box.
Moshing livein, boyfriend, ended.
One entirely culpable, putting, radical out public. Heidi klum hilary
duff! Album basics singers lates pop, revival?
Kreuk, laetitia casta sobieski lindsay lohan liv tyler lucy? Nolin
gillian anderson gisele. Simpsons visited, addicted, gambling, drugs bought?
Crime workers firm history mission statement our.
Sweetly cherubic looks failed make profit boxoffice video.
[...]"


The way all these words are put into sentences makes you feel like you're discovering another language.
Even writing that way is fun
-"Heidi klum hilary duff!" exclaimed Harry cheerfully as Westminster Abbey Road on skates.
It makes me think of automatic writing.
It also makes me think of this word I learned a few years ago. I forgot it's meaning, it sounds like "glossalila" or something like that.