Meanwhile, it's official....I'm a trollop
Posted: November 12th, 2004, 9:09 pm
Yep.
A bonafide musical whore.
I did my first solo gig this afternoon at a private party, using a karioke machine. I can't believe it myself.
I vowed I'd never do that when karioke machines started popping up, but 50 bucks for 40 minutes of singing, was too hard to pass up!
And, about 5 people took my number....said they have christmas parties coming up and they want to book me! Shucks, I even had fun. Right there in little old Ilwaco Washington.
I was thinking, that to make this "new" venture complete, perhaps I should construct some jewelry adornments to wear while performing. I of course, would make them using birth control pills for gems, and condoms for pendants. Oooh, imagine, 5 star condom pendants! Scareweee!
Heh heh heh.
Forgive me Charlie Parker, Mr. Coltrane, Ms. Holiday, Miss Vaughan, Carmen M, etc, for I have sinned.
Tell me I won't go to hell......
sigh
H
(anything to make a buck....)
A bonafide musical whore.
I did my first solo gig this afternoon at a private party, using a karioke machine. I can't believe it myself.
I vowed I'd never do that when karioke machines started popping up, but 50 bucks for 40 minutes of singing, was too hard to pass up!
And, about 5 people took my number....said they have christmas parties coming up and they want to book me! Shucks, I even had fun. Right there in little old Ilwaco Washington.
I was thinking, that to make this "new" venture complete, perhaps I should construct some jewelry adornments to wear while performing. I of course, would make them using birth control pills for gems, and condoms for pendants. Oooh, imagine, 5 star condom pendants! Scareweee!
Heh heh heh.
Forgive me Charlie Parker, Mr. Coltrane, Ms. Holiday, Miss Vaughan, Carmen M, etc, for I have sinned.
Tell me I won't go to hell......
sigh
H
(anything to make a buck....)
