"Ward Nine - Frontal Lobotomy" Improv Play

July 2005
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Post by Doreen Peri » July 3rd, 2005, 2:50 pm

Delores de la Debois

I don't usually give alien's the invisible paint.
But for you, Queeny? No problem.

Five dollah.

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Post by Lightning Rod » July 3rd, 2005, 2:52 pm

you can only use the invisible paint once.
After that it's hard to know where to put the brush

so be careful. It's much like psychiatry. I'm a doctor of chicken bones, so take it from me.

My testicles get twisted so it's hard for me to find the fifth. But don't forget perfect pitch. Talking about the major leagues here, not the minors where shrinks hang out. This is the land of invisible paint and cracked circumstance and cue balls from nowhere.
"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

The Poet's Eye

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Post by judih » July 3rd, 2005, 2:53 pm

Sweet of you and so generous of you Delores

i don't have 'five of your earth dollars"

but i can give you my I.O.U. for a perfectly wonderful reiki treatment guaranteed to tune your meridians and calm your scintillations.


(thinking to herself: What i could do with such paint! i could eliminate ugly and gauche and unaesthetic! oh. oh....)
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Post by judih » July 3rd, 2005, 2:55 pm

notice how the number 5 crops up

five testicles
five dollars

oh, i feel that the pentagram is with us (dare i call them 'dear ones'?)

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Post by Doreen Peri » July 3rd, 2005, 3:00 pm

Dr. Conn.
You're wack!
A looney tune,
in fact.

You don't have five testicles!
But you sure do got balls!
And alien tenticles.
You belong behind these walls.

Where's the nurse when I need her most?
She's the only human being here besides me.
She painted herself, I guess. Now she's a ghost.
Maybe that's what I should do to get free!

Then I could fly through cement, and go
straight to the studio of the Oprah Show!
I'll tell the camera on TV
how all of you were after me!

I'm going to write a book about this.
They'll make it into a movie!
Everyone will buy it! They won't resist!
It'll be hip! It'll be groovy!

I think I'll call it "Cuckoo's Nest."
It's got a ring to it! I'll be a scholar!
It'll sell like hotcakes, want to invest
in advance? Only Five dollar.

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Post by Lightning Rod » July 3rd, 2005, 3:02 pm

dollars are the earth, my dears
four percent interest on the fifth testicle
the pentatonic scale is ravishing
like the insane asylum blues

we could be happy here in limbo land
forget the world and the nightly news
just spread abandon like jelly-faced crazies

nurse ratchet is invisible for sure
but she's here.

I'll pay your five dollah
what do I get?
"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

The Poet's Eye

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Post by Doreen Peri » July 3rd, 2005, 3:02 pm

Reiki?
That's for me!

No money?
No paint, honey.

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Post by judih » July 3rd, 2005, 3:06 pm

i feel something happening. i feel it
i feel that there's a uni coming undone and a two-ey hatching

i might be dividing into course earth banter on one side
and higher echelon other stuff on the other side

i'm siding...siding.....

five lifetimes more

editor's note: Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
"Having OCD is like being allergic to life -
every waking moment is spent in
a state of mental hyper-sensitivity."

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Post by Doreen Peri » July 3rd, 2005, 3:11 pm

Hey Queen E!


Explain to us why they locked you here.
Wasn't it because you came undone long ago?
Tell us the story, please be clear!
Or maybe you don't know.

I, for one, think what we should do
is make a mass escape.
I'm sick of this place! I don't know about you.
Anybody got any duck tape?

We can tie up the gaurd and steal his keys.
Whaddya say? Please?

Aw hell, I'm talking to aliens.
None of you will help with this!
I keep forgetting your entire goal
Is to keep me in this abyss!

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Post by judih » July 3rd, 2005, 3:16 pm

Delores, Doctor, i'll tell you exactly why i'm here, but how i got here is utterly immaterial.

that i was the daughter of goddess is clear
but does it help you to understand?

no, no one could....no one...

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The fact that i see what others can not...why Delores, take you, for instance, my dear....

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Post by Doreen Peri » July 3rd, 2005, 3:19 pm

What do you see, Queen E?
What do you see when you look at me?

Are you the daughter of Flora?
The daughter of Venus?

Is it true that on Traclesius
men don't have a penis?

That's probably why you came to earth, right?
Further proof that on Traclesius, there are VERY long nights.

;)
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Post by judih » July 3rd, 2005, 3:20 pm

Channelling: Obsessive Compulsive Game for the Day

turn all the upside-down cakes upside-down in the bakery section of the supermarket where you shop. This is a good idea.

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Post by judih » July 3rd, 2005, 3:25 pm

ah the rhyme
the rhyme has got you, dolores

the rhyme has imprisoned you
and kept you hostage

look at the cage
you are surrounded by rhyming habituals
habitations of hobbit size rituals

break out
loosen the hold
lose em
and choose a freestyle of life



this then is what i see
for thee

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Post by judih » July 3rd, 2005, 3:28 pm

Channelling Tourette's Syndrome:The doctor has offered me a deal

if i'm very very good, i'll graduate to tourette's syndrome and will rise quickly out of here


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Post by Doreen Peri » July 3rd, 2005, 3:33 pm

Aha!

I have been imprisoned in rhyme
like a circus tiger, beaten with the whip
of a tamer, forced to roar and shake my mane
for applause, trained to open my mouth
far enough for the insertion of the tamer's
head!

You have witnessed my plight and assessed
my perilous situation well, madame! I am
grateful to you for you have unfastened the gate
of my imprisonment and now I can run free!

Is it possible you hold the power of redemption
in the gaze of your eyes? Can you release my
hostage heart, my shackled spirit? May I pretend
you can unfasten my soul, unchain my love
so I can share it again?

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