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"Ward Nine - Frontal Lobotomy" Improv Play
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:01 pm
by Doreen Peri
Subtitle
"If it Moves, Watch it - If it Watches You, Move"
Welcome, ladies and gentleman!
This is Studio Eight's first LIVE improv play!
The Setting
A mental hospital, ward 9, basement floor, located in the countryside of some unknown country. There is a war raging outside the walls of the hospital.
The Characters
Join in or just watch. If you'd like to be a character in the play, introduce yourself with your first post. Tell your character's name and a description of your character. Then, each time you post, post the name of your character before your post like this
character name - What the character says.
Or something.
lol
OK..... GO!
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:06 pm
by judih
Good Evening, Ladies & Gentlemen
i'm Queen E, and i'm here early to adjust the atmosphere in the room. i like to test the aura and add elements of sin, sweet and salty, depending on the reikometor readings and the intuitive chakra warning signs.
So, don't bother about me, i'll just smudge the corners with sweet scented sage....simply...soooothing.....
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:11 pm
by Lightning Rod
My name is Dr. Conn
I've had my trombone lessons.
What I want to know is who'se running this asylum?
You can't fool me, I have perfect pitch.
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:12 pm
by Doreen Peri
My name is Delores de la Debois
I should not be locked up in this asylum. I am perfectly normal. The aliens from Traclesius had me committed but they were in costume to look just like my parents and husband. They claimed I started the fire which burned down the family estate. But it was actually them who set the fire, not me. They are everywhere. Be careful! They are in the TV set in the lounge room. I watch them watching you all of the time! The only way to hide from them is to paint yourself white all over. I have buckets of white paint for sale in my room. $5.
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:16 pm
by judih
Dolores and doctor how kind of you to come to my salon.
Yes, it's time and you're both so very prompt.
would you like me to wash your foreheads and annoint your knees with frankincense?
(ha ha, a little high priestess humour!!! i sacrifice myself! ha ha)
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:17 pm
by Lightning Rod
Oh, Delores
Latin beauty is irresistable. I love the flower in your flaming hair. The familly estate? Insurance?
Come by my place. The invisable paint is on the house.
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:18 pm
by Doreen Peri
Delores de la Debois
Stay away from me Queen E! You're no Queen! I can tell! You're on of THEM! You're from Traclesius and you're trying to take over my body!
Doctor Conn! Help! Get her off me!
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:22 pm
by Doreen Peri
Delores de la Debois
Wait! Dr. Conn! That's not really you! You're not a real doctor! Real doctor's know how to spell. You can't fool me. "Invisable". Ha! That's "invisIBLE."
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:26 pm
by Lightning Rod
Delores, I know the fire was only in your head.
That's why the store us in this place.
Our heads are too big.
I think Queen E works for them. What's she doing with those weeds? Is she trying to start a fire?
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:30 pm
by judih
(humming to herself)
just a spoonful of sugar...makes the thc go down...the thc go down down down down around the floor.....and up up up at the ceiling and around and around ooh, the whirlling dervish of it all
(humming to herself)
oh! excuse me dolores. Is that person with you? Could you move your fifth testical sir?
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:32 pm
by Lightning Rod
You are all beaten. They have convinced you that you are crazy. You have accepted it.
What kind of pussies are you?
The television is crazier than you are. Don't let them numb your minds with the wrong kind of drugs. Go to the free market.
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:40 pm
by Doreen Peri
Doctor Conn is not a doctor,
but he is a con.
Queen E., as you can see,
doesn't have anything on!
She's naked as a jaybird!
No wonder they locked her here!
She used to run around outside
like that, then disappear!
They had a hard time catching her.
She was good at disappearing!
They charged her with insanity.
I attended the hearing.
Doctor Conn is from Traclesius.
So is Miss. Queen E.
They're aliens, I tell you and
they're trying to take over me!
Both want control of my body!
Both want control of my mind!
I'm going to paint myself invisible!
They're sneaking up to me from behind!
Help!
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:42 pm
by judih
involuntary servitude!
involun
involve
involve yourself in decrazed servitude
Doctor, did you read the magazine in the 3rd stall of the Ladies?
"have you unwittingly submitted to a life of servitude to Big Brother?" (http://www.newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v308
don't go read it now, we were just getting to such a nice topic....
what was it? Where is everyone? Where are those people Delores keeps mentioning?
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:44 pm
by judih
Delores & you all with her, please have a seat. i'm going to ask the doctor to sing something in perfect pitch....
and i'll take that invisible paint if you don't mine....i need to lose a few pounds...
Posted: July 3rd, 2005, 2:48 pm
by Doreen Peri
Delores de la Debois
The people I speak of aren't people at all!
They're aliens and they're in the stall
in the ladies room and also they're in
the television screen wearing a grin!
They hide inside the eyes of man
and peer out at us! Don't you understand?
Ms. E, you think you're really a queen?
You're one of THEM! You're skin is green!
Underneath that face of yours, you hide!
But I know the truth that's found inside!
You're an alien from the planet Traclesius!
I'll expose you all! I'm writing a theses.
When I present it to the guards
they'll let me out of here and give me an award!
I'll be a star on CNN News
once I let your secrets loose!