how low can he go?
how low can he go?
what's next, a 9/11 pilots awards gala?
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
e e cummings
e e cummings
Re: how low can he go?
change the presidential song to heil to the chief
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
e e cummings
e e cummings
Re: how low can he go?
institute a make fun of disabled persons day
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
e e cummings
e e cummings
Re: how low can he go?
Nationalize the churches and privatize the military. Declare the KKK an elite Special Forces unit.
Relax penal codes on a sliding scale of increasing income.
Require all women to marry by age 25, and either tax those who don't or draft them into National Concubine Service
Outlaw the teaching of US History
Administer IQ tests for all civil service jobs - with 100 as the upper cutoff.
Relocate all brown-skinned people within our borders to Federal Reservations created to house them
(it was hard coming up with batshit-crazy ideas he hasn't already...)
Relax penal codes on a sliding scale of increasing income.
Require all women to marry by age 25, and either tax those who don't or draft them into National Concubine Service
Outlaw the teaching of US History
Administer IQ tests for all civil service jobs - with 100 as the upper cutoff.
Relocate all brown-skinned people within our borders to Federal Reservations created to house them
(it was hard coming up with batshit-crazy ideas he hasn't already...)
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
Re: how low can he go?
there are lackeys
somewhere in a think tank ideating
how can we get lower
somewhere in a think tank ideating
how can we get lower
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
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