DON'T VOTE

[mnaz]

Same thing, no?

Virtually?

[Totenkopf]

Vote fur Chucklebeee's Frau, er Frau Hucklebeee--skeet-shootin' fat baptist broad for Prez. The lil lay-day! Do it for ee's homie, Jeee-zusss


Aktually, vote for the Dude with the best wifey. That was until recently the Miittster: Annie Rumney the "She Wolf of Moroni" was one hot hottie. And blessed by the Nephitisical order. Cindy McCain's not bad: Lady Macbeth du jour.

[Totenkopf]

Or, make the election process safe and statistically sound: at the voting booths, all voters shall put on a blindfold, and they are issued a icepick--er, the elector-selection implement. They enter the booth, blindfolded: there is a ballot-target with names/propositions, in each booth, on a table: the ballot is mounted to a dolly which revolves slowly. A bell sounds and they are allowed 30 seconds of blindfolded icepick jabbing. Then ballots are counted; those candidates/propositions with most jabs in the right target areas win.

[e_dog]

LOL!

TOGFI!


GBA!


{translate these}

[Totenkopf]

TOGFI!

Thank Osiris's Gator for Iterations


Whatevs. You care not for the updated voter-roulette? Might work. Actually the e-voting machines can be hacked fairly easily if one could crack the security (tho' sort of serious crime involved, and would require a great deal of masking/proxies, etc.)

[jimboloco]

icepick ballots
hanging chads
colorblind voting

my wife says huckybeez wifey is scary
an imposing countenance

chucky norris wants to be saved
lost a bro in nam
zen babtist

[hester_prynne]

I think anyone who votes for McCain is a traitor, and really stupid.
He is a crusty ol stank, totally unevolved, with an ego so huge it's astounding.
He's George Bush squared.
Like all Republicans, he's weak, he's a bully, he's got a chip on his shoulder, like he's the only one who was ever a prisoner of war? Shit.
He's no hero, because instead of gaining enlightenment, he's capitalising on his victimness, and that to me is the epitome of smallness. I mean, I did social work with clients like McCain, and for the most part, we'd just figure they were evil.
He's like all republicans, a blowhard sissy, too big for his skidmarked underwear and as far as I'm concerned he and all the other lying, bigoted, uneducated, selfish, unaware republicans can go straight to hell, and the sooner the better. They think unaccountability is their right! They cannot handle power, they are unfortunately, just too dang stupid. It's kinda funny to watch.
Fuckin republicans have done enough damage to this country to last for 100 years.....and people still want to vote for a republican?
Yikes. I knew America was dumbing down, but to vote again for this joke of a party?
Gimme a break..you've got to be more with it than this????
H

[e_dog]

nah, but hes, tell us how ya really feel!


VOTE HUCKABEE!

[jimboloco]

Ah you should savor some of Erma Bombeck's subtle wit, since she could conceivably be in the running. And while you're at it, look up "ad hominem."

gee thanks for the ref, prof, i did look it up, duh, i did!
what you've engaged in as well as your agora-buddy
intellectual doggeral
glad to see your sensitive side
yet it is your subjective interpretation that my doggeral be ad hominem circumstantiae
is anything personal
afterall
i wanna see you get enlightened
an awakening in the third part of the night
deep slumbering cranium
looking for a place to blossum
your wit not withstanding


yet while Erma liked yaghtz and volunteerizm,
she was somehow also a supporter of women's rihgtz
likeTake the torch!

Humorist Erma Bombeck once complained that young women fail to appreciate the fragility of the equality won by their mothers and grandmothers. "We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there," she said. "They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle."

she is dead in th water, man
but highly retarded, thanks!

The revolution already has a manifesto in the form of an ebullient new book, Woman: An Intimate Geography, by Natalie Angier, a science writer for the New York Times. There are other female-positive books hitting the stores, like Dianne Hales' thoughtful and eloquent Just Like a Woman: How Gender Science Is Redefining What Makes Us Female (just published by Bantam) and anthropologist Helen Fisher's The First Sex: The Natural Talents of Women and How They Will Change the World (due from Random House in May). But it's Angier, who has already won a solid reputation (and a Pulitzer Prize) at her day job, who most decisively lifts the concept of the human female out of its traditional oxymoronic status. You gotta love a self-described "female chauvinist sow" who writes like Walt Whitman crossed with Erma Bombeck and depicts the vagina as a "Rorschach with legs." Woman: An Intimate Geography is a delicious cocktail of estrogen and amphetamine designed to pump up the ovaries as well as the cerebral cortex.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/artic ... -1,00.html

lots of refs prof
ad hominum notwithstanding
pisarro's last prayer
hayzeus kreezto
caramba
in my seventh reincarnation i'll be nicer to th prisoners!

[jimboloco]

electronick doggeral man to th rescue
save us from positive change
we don't want a sea change
we want to dig ourselves deeper into gawd & country quagmires

nice rant ms prynne
GREAT!
you hit th nail on th haid
this mental smallness
i was reading his bio account of his capture
extraodinary
and as you rightly said, he learned nothing
his captors were cruel
why?
cuz he was bombing jackshit outa there city
he was shot down within walking distance from the central pow prison
and yes they did tell him
yer daddy was in a good war
he fought the japanese
but this war is wrong for America

but he was pissed at them
and had I been in his shoes, I'da been peed as well
their health care for prisoners was minimal
had he not been the son of the commander of the pacific fleet
he may very well have died
afterall
the NVA only needed a substantial number of POWs alive

so his ordeal may have shaped his intransigence
all very well to understand his dilemma, yet
he has shown no ability to grow
that's the rub
the grand old white guys party

• 

[Totenkopf]

ERMA Obamabeck?

Go Barack Oprahma.

Write-in du jour: FLIPPER

[jimboloco]

i;)d say that surpasses any doggeral accounting so far
bye bye hillarious

dolphin fans for obama
http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/for ... .msg183474