Religious Wars
Posted: November 29th, 2004, 1:18 am
As is my habit, I was watching the Sunday morning news shows. Both ABC and NBC featured sections where panelists discussed religion and politics. Each show featured a four stuffed shirt panel of borderline theorcrats. There was of course Jerry Falwell, the god, if you will, of mixing politics and religion. And there was James Dobson, and the self-righteous little creep was wearing too much makeup. Both panels had their token black minister. This gave them the chance to invoke Martin Luther King. My favorite was Al Sharpton, whose politics are entertaining, plus he does a mean James Brown imitation.
But it struck me that the two major weekly news programs, you know these guys who are supposed to have their fingers on the pulse of America, would both see fit to assemble a bunch of self-important blowhards to talk about 'Moral Values.' It was a veritable carnival of piety.
The Ukraine is about to erupt in civil war. And when those folks over there get it on, they really get it on. In the Middle Ages there was a war in that region in which tens of thousands were killed. The war was fought over the dispute of whether it was proper to cross yourself in prayer with two or three fingers. It was a battle between Christian sects, the Greek and the Russian Orthodox. That was the featured reason for the killing, but it was also about whether that rich and transitional region was to be dominated by the Russians or the Europeans.
But religious wars are ever so much more fun than mere wars for politics or territory. They excite sanguinary passion and fervor. People are much more willing to die for religion than for money or power. Witness Jonestown and 9/11.
Europe went through centuries of religious war, not counting the Crusades. Religious wars are brilliantly bloody and usually delightfully pointless. It's what makes them so much fun. Just like the Sunday show today.
But it struck me that the two major weekly news programs, you know these guys who are supposed to have their fingers on the pulse of America, would both see fit to assemble a bunch of self-important blowhards to talk about 'Moral Values.' It was a veritable carnival of piety.
The Ukraine is about to erupt in civil war. And when those folks over there get it on, they really get it on. In the Middle Ages there was a war in that region in which tens of thousands were killed. The war was fought over the dispute of whether it was proper to cross yourself in prayer with two or three fingers. It was a battle between Christian sects, the Greek and the Russian Orthodox. That was the featured reason for the killing, but it was also about whether that rich and transitional region was to be dominated by the Russians or the Europeans.
But religious wars are ever so much more fun than mere wars for politics or territory. They excite sanguinary passion and fervor. People are much more willing to die for religion than for money or power. Witness Jonestown and 9/11.
Europe went through centuries of religious war, not counting the Crusades. Religious wars are brilliantly bloody and usually delightfully pointless. It's what makes them so much fun. Just like the Sunday show today.