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Mitt? who would name their son Mitt?
Posted: January 20th, 2008, 1:03 am
by Doreen Peri
arghhhhh... this guy's got his eyes on celebrity status or sumthin
what a jerk
Vote NO and hurry!
Ugh.
Posted: January 20th, 2008, 5:24 pm
by e_dog
that's Mitthew.
if his running mate is named Geoff tey can called
Mitt & Geoff.
Romney's a spaceage gangsta.
Vote Mike Huckabee!
Posted: January 20th, 2008, 11:52 pm
by jimboloco
Mitt Romney As Doll
Calvin Trillin
Yes, Mitt's so slick of speech and slick of garb, he
Reminds us all of Ken, of Ken and Barbie--
So quick to shed his moderate regalia,
He may, like Ken, be lacking genitalia.
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080121/trillin
Willard Mitt Romney (born March 12, 1947)
not only is he Mitt
he's also Willard
he is too stupid to use his first name
tho his noble nose is pillared
a column down the mittle
of his withered brain
for dollars without sense
his sense is too dense.
Posted: January 21st, 2008, 12:06 am
by hester_prynne
Mitt mitt
yo shit
bonana fanna
so twit
zit vine
no tit,
mi itt!
H
Posted: January 21st, 2008, 8:25 am
by Arcadia
M.I.T? Massachussets Institute of Tecnology-Tecnology??? weird...
I would call him Francesco!
Posted: January 25th, 2008, 9:02 pm
by e_dog
Riffin' off of Hes' song:
Mitt mitt bull shit
banana fanna fo fit
yo hairdo is a bit
like that of a twit
Mi-itt
Mike mike no dike
bandana wanna grow spkie
me my mo bike
Mi'ike
let's do Hillary . . .
Posted: January 26th, 2008, 10:31 am
by Totenkopf
Mit Moroni does have the support of Donny and Marie.
Sweet Jenna Jameson's for Hillary Dillary (ah, think of the possibilities....).
Ron Jeremy's pulling for the Huckster we read.
Good baptist top-man putting his
shoulder to the wheel.
Larry Flynt write-in still a possibility.
Can ah, ah get a witness?? Se lah
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 9:29 am
by jimboloco
in nursing we use witnesses when we have to waste drugs
like, i gotta give 1 milogram of dilaudid
i need a witness
wasted in solitude
no waste like the present