Father Joseph Is A Sports Star

[izeveryboyin]

Many little Christians are very pissed off about the London Wax Museum's new nativity scene. This morning, as I picked up my Sun-Times from the two weirdos in the "paper shack" on the corner, the first story I saw as usual was the first one I read. It was about the 156 million dollar settlement given to the Boims in compensation for the murder fo their son. Following that article, I noticed a very peculiar nativity scene unlike any I'd ever seen before. everything was in it's place. Baby Jesus in the crib, The three wise men, Mary and Joseph. Only, the faces were much more familiar than usual... Joseph was a sports star. Not just any sports star, but David Beckham, and get this, Mary was his wife Victoria! Bush and Blair were two of the three wise men, and even Hugh Grant and Samuel L. Jackson made it into the scene. I think, bar none, it's the most accurate nativity scene ever to be dispalyed... pop icons as Jesus Mary and Joseph... Amen!