Aquaman on Drugs
Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 1:13 pm
This brouhaha about Michael Phelps taking a bong hit really burns me.
This guy is the most decorated athlete in history. He spent the bulk of his life in rigorous training. He's been drug tested by every athletic agency in the world. And he's a twenty-four year old kid.
He deserves a break.
I challenge you to show me a party of twenty-something affluent athletes and actors and aspiring celebs where there AREN'T bongs present.
It's not like taking a bong hit is immoral or sinful or even harmful. Phelps wasn't an evangelical preacher caught in a motel room with a prostitute. He was a kid at a party where there was a bong circulating.
Phelps has made a prostrate apology saying that he'll never do it again. What he should never do again is let someone take his picture while he is bonging it.
This guy is the most decorated athlete in history. He spent the bulk of his life in rigorous training. He's been drug tested by every athletic agency in the world. And he's a twenty-four year old kid.
He deserves a break.
I challenge you to show me a party of twenty-something affluent athletes and actors and aspiring celebs where there AREN'T bongs present.
It's not like taking a bong hit is immoral or sinful or even harmful. Phelps wasn't an evangelical preacher caught in a motel room with a prostitute. He was a kid at a party where there was a bong circulating.
Phelps has made a prostrate apology saying that he'll never do it again. What he should never do again is let someone take his picture while he is bonging it.