Mishandling Holy Texts

[e_dog]

like other news agencies, Fox News reported on the news that U.S. soldier's splashed a Koran with urine; more accurately, Fox news mentioned the story and imediately lept into apologetics for it ('Well, splahing a Koran with urine isn't as bad as the terrorists blowing up buildings and using car bombs!') The headline-title chosen for their coverage was "Koran Mishandled." Thinking that was an oddly euphemistic way to phrase it, I checked the dictionary for the definition of "mishandle" and lo and behold it read as follows:

mis*han*dle (v.tr.) 1. to deal with poorly or inefficiently; 2. to treat roughly or maltreat. 3. to splash or sprinkle with urine. e.g. "Carl, who was using the bathroom stall next to mine, mishandled my shoes."

[hester_prynne]

Fucking hell.


I got the
I been mishandled blues.....
dashed in a splash,
of Jesus juice,
forget about a
truce,
just play yere
deuce,
in this toilet booth,
piss on
the truth.

Amazingly IRRITATING!
unsurprizingly HORRIFIC
shrug
H

[Trevor]

Well now there is a new and improved pc name for "Golden Showers" or urine fetishes.... "Mishandling Fetish" ...or for incontinent problems .... "Unmanageable Mishandlings" or "Mishandle's Disorder"...

Anyways, on to the more serious thing...I dunno about anyone else but I just find it so hard to wrap my mind around all of this...I just can't believe that evolution has led us here, to the point where we still torture and demean others for no real purpose. I guess I can't understand how people get their kicks from shit like this. Anyways, i'm a little too tired today to go into any more detail about my thoughts than just blowing off some steam or whining about it. Anyways, interesting post E-dog.

[AQuestion]

indeed. interesting. disturbing.

[Traveller13]

Huh?
On what occasion did the soldier mishandle?
Where did he do it?
I want details mann!