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That F'ing Cheney.....

Posted: November 21st, 2005, 6:11 pm
by hester_prynne
I mean, if they didn't lie, then they are just incredibly stupid and gullible right?
:roll:
What an asshole!
Does Cheney just give you the creeps or what?
I bet he makes a swishy sound when he walks too.......
yuk.
H 8)

Posted: November 21st, 2005, 8:25 pm
by izeveryboyin
President's a Bush, Vice president's a dick, so a whole lot of fucking is what we're gonna get.
-Talib Kweli


Hest... you are a gem... a hilarious one at that. I'm sure he does make that squishy sound. :lol:

--k

Posted: November 22nd, 2005, 4:45 pm
by jimboloco
uh, he gives me the creeps too

he talks with such a low key reassuring tone
i know he is lying and manipulative

i'm tired of dick, bush, and colon
and their incredibly stupid and gullible minions

Posted: November 22nd, 2005, 7:10 pm
by Zlatko Waterman
While Cheney only made number 4 (from the top) in Buffalo Beast's "50 most loathsome" of 2004, I do cherish their quote about him:

( paste)

4. Dick Cheney

Crimes: So loathsome his own party is frightened of him. Manages to deliver stunning lies with an air of sneering authority. Shamelessly employs scare tactics in order to strip the federal government of any resemblance to the one described in the constitution. So visibly evil that all of the documented evidence against him is superfluous. The kind of guy who starts talking cannibalism the minute he steps on the lifeboat.

Smoking Gun: Managed to make his own shame at producing gay offspring into a negative for Kerry.

Punishment: Hacked to death by Mexican migrant workers.

(end paste)

If you'd like to review the whole 50 most loathsome list for the future, in case you decide to vote Republican in 2006, you can find them here:

http://www.buffalobeast.com/66/50mostLoathsome2004.htm



--Z

Posted: November 23rd, 2005, 8:01 am
by tinkerjack
Hester I agree, but I can't choose. Rumsfeld, Bush, Rice, and the rest. I can hardly watch the news anymore. I don't know what has happened to me, but I look to the democrats and I don't see how they can not figure out that when forming a fire line is best not to circle. I like this one on Kerry a lot from Z's list. There is/was a book called Primary Colors about the 1992 elections, it was written by Anonymous who turned out to be a famous reporter for Newsweek on Newsday. Anyway he nailed Kerry pretty good. Said he was sleep walking through the campaing, in some kind of La La land. Kerry made number five on the list right behind Cheney
5. John Kerry
Crimes: Managed to lose to the most hated president in American history by virtue of his total inability to convincingly portray himself as a human being. Didn’t even have the balls to show up during the Ohio election challenge in the Senate. So thoroughly vetted that he appears inhuman, incapable of speaking without repeating the same hackneyed phrases incessantly and gesticulating like a poorly operated marionette. Cursing his daughters with his frightening profile.

Smoking Gun: Actually did vote for the $87 billion before he voted against it.

Punishment: Quality time with wife and kids
This guy Murtha comes out speaking from his heart, and the democratic leadership can not put enough distance between themselves and him. I think I am going to vote for Ross Perot next time.

I made number three on list
3. You
Crimes: You gaze idly at the carnage around you, sigh, and go calmly back to your coffee and your People magazine. You can’t stop buying useless crap, though you’re drowning in a deepening pool of debt. You think you’re an activist because you bitch all day on the internet, but you reelect the same gangsters at a 99% rate. You consider yourself informed because you waste a significant portion of your life watching the same three news stories cycle over and over again on your gargantuan, aerodynamic television set while you eat processed food. You really thought everything would be okay if Kerry won. Not only do you believe in an invisible man who magically farted out the universe, you also excoriate and marginalize those who disagree. You have a poorer understanding of your country’s foreign policy history than a third world peasant, but you can’t wait to see what Julia Roberts will be wearing at the Oscars. You cheer as Ukrainians challenge an election based on exit poll data, but keep waiting around for someone else to fix your problems. You can’t think, you can’t organize and you won’t act. This is all your fault.

Smoking Gun: You’re fat.

Punishment: You’re soaking in it.
nice list Z, if it was not so true it would be funny as hell.

Posted: November 23rd, 2005, 1:26 pm
by Zlatko Waterman
Still more Republican adventures in Congress just on the horizon.

(see below)


http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/1123-01.htm




--Z

Posted: November 23rd, 2005, 1:57 pm
by hester_prynne
"3. You
Crimes: You gaze idly at the carnage around you, sigh, and go calmly back to your coffee and your People magazine. You can’t stop buying useless crap, though you’re drowning in a deepening pool of debt. You think you’re an activist because you bitch all day on the internet, but you reelect the same gangsters at a 99% rate. You consider yourself informed because you waste a significant portion of your life watching the same three news stories cycle over and over again on your gargantuan, aerodynamic television set while you eat processed food. You really thought everything would be okay if Kerry won. Not only do you believe in an invisible man who magically farted out the universe, you also excoriate and marginalize those who disagree. You have a poorer understanding of your country’s foreign policy history than a third world peasant, but you can’t wait to see what Julia Roberts will be wearing at the Oscars. You cheer as Ukrainians challenge an election based on exit poll data, but keep waiting around for someone else to fix your problems. You can’t think, you can’t organize and you won’t act. This is all your fault.

Smoking Gun: You’re fat.

Punishment: You’re soaking in it."

Yep this is a good one for sure. Shout it from the rooftops eh?
This is indeed the wall we are up against.....
Us.
US.

Swish swish swish......
:shock:

H 8)

Posted: November 23rd, 2005, 8:35 pm
by jimboloco
well i wouldn't put ellen degeneres in the same company as laura butch.