Black Friday--shop till you drop
Posted: November 25th, 2005, 5:24 pm
It's Black Friday, the day that retailers wait for all year long, the busiest shopping day of the holiday season. As I write thousands of early Christmas shoppers are climbing up each other's backs to reach the bargain rack, and fender benders are happening in the parking lot of every mall across this great nation. It's a madhouse.
This piece of American culture completely evades me. Why would anybody want to subject themselves to this commercial frenzy and endure long lines and heavy crowds in order to spend their money on useless imported items? It's just beyond me.
Of course shopping in general on any day of the year rates on my list of favorite things to do, somewhere midway in between root canals and prostate exams.
That's why I am blessed to have a teen-aged cultural consultant. She turns thirteen tomorrow, She has a pocketful of birthday money and she went to the mall today, on Black Friday. Better her than me. I'd rather hear about it than endure it.
Happy Shopping.
This piece of American culture completely evades me. Why would anybody want to subject themselves to this commercial frenzy and endure long lines and heavy crowds in order to spend their money on useless imported items? It's just beyond me.
Of course shopping in general on any day of the year rates on my list of favorite things to do, somewhere midway in between root canals and prostate exams.
That's why I am blessed to have a teen-aged cultural consultant. She turns thirteen tomorrow, She has a pocketful of birthday money and she went to the mall today, on Black Friday. Better her than me. I'd rather hear about it than endure it.
Happy Shopping.