Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

i know this isn't about politics, but sometimes this place has to lighten up, so i give you the following. . .

what's the deal with scarlett johansen? yeah, she's hot, but is she really "smokin' hot?" i mean "angelina jolie hot?"

i guess she's got the boobs and all, but i'm just having a problem trying to figure out if she's kind of average or smokin' hot. i dunno.

anyway. now i suppose you all can get back to bitching about iraq and shit.

she's like all em all. she's hot till she talks, prolly. i never heard her talk, but she's pretty hot. i'm sure if i heard her talk, she'd drop a few notches. i think she's a good actress, tho. she was good as a kid, too, in movies. "ghost world" was a kickassly good movie, and thora birch was great in that, same with stevie b. fucking great flick. scarlett johansson is hot and everything, theyre all so fucking photogenic, these hollywood bitches, but theyre usually dumb as a rock. i personally think that 24 was a lot better in the first years and mostly i'm thinking that i dont like it so much anymore because the hot chick is gone, that whats her name, kim, the daughter. she was hot, but also prolly someone who is pretty dumb. look at paris hilton. hot. dumb. not like me, of course: hot AND extremely smart. i cant be beat.

you can't say they're all dumb. i mean, take jessica simpson, for example. i've never seen a single thing she's ever done. honestly, i don't know if she sings or is on tv or in the movies, but i seem to recall she was in a remake of some movie. the only place i've ever seen her is on the internet or on a magazine cover.

and yet, she's famous. which means absolutely fucking nothing but for the fact that someone is paying her a lot of money to do something.

defense rests.

fucker.

actually, by that logic, george w bush would be smart.

prosecution rests, fucker.

thats how i roll, baby. how you like me NOW, bitch?

what's so great about A. Jolie?

on S. Johansen, see my post regarding Match Point on the Film board.

all women are hot...just some more than others


i think scarlett's 'hotness', in the general sense, stems from her being so young when she BURST onto the scene...something about medium hot + young = really hot


or so they tell me...

Nice....
a quick offhand study on the hottotrots.
Not to be confused with hottentots and forgetmeknots, no no really, quite the contrary......

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