prez outsources town hall meeting

[jimboloco]

back of Tampa Tribune,
Dubya says outsourcing good for America
no more town hall meetings for the Prezidunce
he outsourced hisself to India
a guy named Rajif on the phone

homey says, "Mr Prezdunce, why did you outsource yourzelf to Rajiv in India?"

"thiss frrees up more of time for viretapping and issues
of morre parramount concern."

"Like what"

"Vateverr you like!"