Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

I minored in French along with my BA in English. However I'm finding that with alot of jobs around here they want you to speak fluent Spanish, and with more than a few good jobs it's required! For city jobs, gov jobs, etc.
Very frustrating.
Why is this?
Does GW have to speak Spanish? Maybe it should be a presidential requirement.....
Arrrgh!
H

no you can choose to speak only english and stay within the confines of your own community

except that if you want the full benefit of being a citizen of the soverign state of oregon wo-man,
whoah, man,
you should learn to speak the languages of that place

i would vote for a woman who spoke only english
if she hailed from arkansas

is that your portrait?
what are you smoking?

i liked the avatar of you with the hanging beads
mercy

Sounds odd to me Hester, seems like English should be good enough. But I suppose it depends on the job too. Good luck, I hope you find work soon.

Not sure how it is in Oregon but here in texas Spanish is practically the native language for many native Texans.

America for the Americans. We only speak 'merican here!

Not French! No hispanola.

Heck, i'd be glad to take lessons. why can't they say "must be willing to learn spanish" instead of making it required for the job.
I know.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

H

la cucuracha la cucuracha
ya no puede caminar
porque no tiene
porque no hay mas
marijuana que fumar
cha cha cha
besame mucho
como anoche
que fue la ultima vez
besame besame mucho
porque tengo miedo tenerte
y perderte despues, bebe

leccion numero uno

e dawg speaks american at the agora
trucker talks c-band lingo down at the alamo
mystic hester speaks in tongues by the mighty river
jimboloco babbles like a brook in subtropical suburbia
what a world

you have to sing in spanish???!!! well, the cucaracha is funny and the too sweeeeeettt boleros can be alright for some people too... but there are other wonderful songs in our idioma... mmmm... I suggest you to try also other lessons...

Ella canta en la cantina.
Ella baila en la discoeca.
Mientra Yo trabajar en la officina de administracion.
El jefe dice que necesito aprender leer.
Pero las palabras estan muy sucias.
Entonces, el dice que necesito beber agua
para limpiar mi boca despues de hablando.
Es un buen idea.

where is Cantinflas when we need him?
cantar una canción
beber una bebida
in his ivory tower
halfway to heaven
reading for dough then busting out and
heading for mexico and mayby on down argentina's way to tierra del feugo
play your cards let the chips fall
merrily merrily merrily merrily
life is but a dream
gees i'm running outa material

it is true
i confess
only have a glimpse of Spanish


i can't impress the latina poetess
i make a mess
nevertheless,
nunca el menos
confieso
yo lo hago mal
pero hacerlo mejor mal
entonces no tratar
i'll see ya at the bar for a sasparilla, brilla?