Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

I'm the greatest poet this side of the lizard lounge.
Are we ready to dance?
Dylan Thomas is probably on a rotisserie.
Come dance with me, come dance.
And on the off chance that
magic will happen.
listen
listen.

I always arive earlly at a party
I know the dip will be fresh and
there will be plenty of beer on ice

since this party is come as you are
I'm coming as a kabob skewered
a radiant plumb on a spear

I am a spherical rose
a monk withiout his clothes
I breathe and it's poetry.

Don't mess with me, Lightning Rod
before you mouth off
lemme hear your version of Satin Doll

Yer a wannabe lounge singer
you think a sad version of Misty
is gonna turn the crowd, but you're wrong.

The only thing that will turn the crowd
is free drinks and naked women
or my version of Freebird.

Ok, I'll see your Satin Doll and raise you two Stormy Mondays
don't touch the real standards because you'll be over your head
Stick to Bacharach and Manilow

The question is: How many room keys do you take home at night?
If you are a real lounge singer, the women throw their painties on the stage
When I do McArthur Park, all the ladies swoon for my cake out in the rain.
It's something about natural rhythm and my cologne.

I know you must use Aramis or Old Spice
just as cheesy as your songs
your soggy cake can't match my bye bye Miss American Pie
my chevy on the levee will beat your ford anytime

don't you ever taka a break?
the tip jar is full. I know half of the bills are yours
but hey, you've got to prime the pump

let's go out back
I've got a fatty to burn

late for the party....almost 3 am
shoulda never laid down .....,,
big time snooze.........guess I'm
the one who loses......out.....yet,
there ain't no reason to shout,
just the way it had to be, as all of
us can see there will be another
bright sun shining day, a chance to
make hay, and keep the idiots at
bay...............wired

in this trash can world of ours
there's always one thing we can count on
the wave of idiots keeps on crashin


judih