stilltrucking would know what to do
when snowmen are too cold to move
a plough for a friend
oh, lord, send me a snowday
just getting back to what I missed, now I understand, I was sleeping, thought I would get back in time to rejoin sorry I missed it, I just crashed and burned, by the time I got done with my avuncular duties I just hit the rack and slept eight hours.
see you next time. I will try to schedule things so I can stay for the long haul next time.
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What would I do next time? Same as this time I guess. Short him out. Tune out the static in his attic. Readers Digest used to pay twenty five dollars for the perfect squelch. Maybe we could have a competition in honor of lazy bear. f slice and dice his brain with electrick love. bombard him with pixels of compassion, I remember that someone loves him, someone asked him on the miracle jam, "why don't you love me." So as long as somebody can love him I think we should reserve a seat for him on that choo choo . Meanwhile all we can do is feed the bear. say ahh when he writes something good, and try not to get involved in his torment, I am working on theory that this is his mad genuis voice, he is such a brilliant writer he can be many different people here, but not always authentic.
"rage warps my clearest cry to witless agony"
the suffering genuis, prometheus to an ungrateful bunch
that you have to feed the polar bears
or they will eat you
I don't understand but then again how could I understand, I work in such a dim light compared to his genuis, but he says it is not about gender,, he says he is not a creep, but he diss women so consistently you would wonder. But then he runs and writes something pretty and we all say ahhhh.
What can you say to someone who makes annonymous death threats. My theory is that he has ,touretts syndrome, torments syndrome, my favorite exchange with him was about a mile marker in Arizona. I tried to to make some kind of sense out of what mnaz was writing about and where he said he was, I don't go there anymore more with the professor, I just accept that he has superior knowledge and everything he says must be right, because if I annoy him he will try to fuck with my grade point average, or spring a pop quiz on me,and I wonder about all the people here who want to take him on, (that was the reason I started deleting, I got so frustrated with SB and LR for taking him on,) is it just freedom of speach to make death threats, is it poetic license I suppose it is a guy thing I dont understand, I must be a girly man. I just go around him like US Grant would go around that Prussian fortress, go around him and say he is mine, see his alligator mouth and canary ass. What are parents suppose to with the ranting raving tantrums of toddlers. Do you threaten them? Listen to them and try to reason with them?. . I think Ram Dass might say something like wait him out, chill and sing him a lul a bye and maybe he willl cry himself to sleep.
His delusion is also mine, self loathing, mankind as a disease, He is offended by the maggots.
I feel such a tender indifference towards him. He is my brother after all.
man I wish I could find a copy of that Funkadelic album Maggot Brain.____________________________________________________
AlSo DP has the right to weede her garden. god only knows how many weeds i have sown in it. I made the mistake of trying to weed myself and almost cut my ear off.-------------------------------------------------
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Yet to commit murder
A poem submitted to Understatementdotcom
the author says go ahead and send me email so I can put it in the junk folder. So I suppose there is no sense asking him for permission to quote.
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i tolerate almost every single one as i've yet to commite a murder.
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Has a nice The Stranger sound to it.
mUCH more eloguent then herr professors "Shut up. Or I will shut you up Permanently." Am I suppose to take him seriously as an adult?
He loses authenticity, he can't quite get this voice down. Brilliant flashes but shallow, unauthentic.Maybe he should change hats, or maybe he ought go shit in his hat,
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