A Texan walks into a bar, where two fashionable young women in expensive clothing & jewelry catch his eye. Walking over to where they're seated, he turns on his Southern charm with a smile, extends his hand, and says, "Hi there! So, where you ladies all from?"
But the two women exchange an eye-rolling glance, and one of them, in her most disdainful Vassar accent replies, "We're from where cultivated folks don't end their sentences with prepositions."
The Texan doesn't miss a beat. Still smiling, he says "Oh! So.... where y'all from... bitch?"
Warning - may trigger the politically correct!
Warning - may trigger the politically correct!
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
Re: Warning - may trigger the politically correct!
"putting on airs" has been around for centuries....still gets an unfavorable reaction from the common man....haha
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