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Scrum Master??

Post by sasha » February 5th, 2019, 6:02 pm

Although happily unemployed, I haven't bothered to delete my LinkedIn profile, and still get notices about my former colleagues still chained to their oars. Today I received, not one, not two, but THREE notifications about job opportunities as a Scrum Master!

A Scrum Master?? What the living fuck is a Scrum Master? Sounds like a cross between something in professional sports and the porn industry.

Turns out to be some kind of team leader, though the description drips with the bogus management-speak I came to loathe: "As the Scrum Master you will be responsible for working with multiple and /or larger scale teams for Agile based processes. Incumbents work with greater independence and lead the effort to drive solutions to complete issues with multiple teams collaborate with multiple project managers within a PMO. We also grant you the ability to learn and work with cutting edge technologies in a harmonious work culture environment to achieve long-term company goals..."

Thanks for the clarification. Now I know exactly what the job entails. Gotta love them agile processes and those cutting edge technologies in a harmonious work culture.

What a load of crap. What a pile of verbal horseshit....
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