Some things I've learned in (nigh onto) 70 years....

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Some things I've learned in (nigh onto) 70 years....

Post by sasha » August 14th, 2019, 3:15 pm

(your mileage may vary)

If it seems too good to be true, it ain't true

Common sense isn't

Never trust a man who can't laugh at himself

When you get to thinking you're a person of some importance, try ordering someone else's dog around (--Will Rogers)

The common toad proves that God has a sense of humor

I decided long ago that I could never afford to be rich

Nature's own music is the best accompaniment to a walk

I'll trade you a GPS for a USGS topographical map any day

Only a dog can offer truly unconditional love

Mathematics is everywhere, and it is beautiful

The best tomatoes still have a bit of garden dirt on them
I'm not an outlier. I just haven't found my distribution yet.

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