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911 to the rescue

Post by sasha » January 12th, 2019, 3:31 pm

A 911 dispatcher gets a call from a man nearly in hysterics. "It's my friend!" the man shrieks. "We were out hunting when he grabbed his chest and collapsed! He isn't breathing! I think he's dead!"

"Alright, sir," the dispatcher says. "Try and stay calm. Let's make sure he's dead before jumping to any conclusions."

"Okay!" the man says. "Hold on..." There's a pause, then the sound of a rifle shot. Then he comes back on the line. "Okay," he says. "Now what?"
"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710

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Re: 911 to the rescue

Post by saw » February 9th, 2024, 9:57 am

hysterical... 8)
If you do not change your direction
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