why women over 30 rock!!

[Glorious Amok]

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30...

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: “As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

~ A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

~ If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

~ A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom.

~ Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

~ Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

~ A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

~ Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

~ A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick; this is not true of younger women.

~ Women over 30 have more tricks up their sleeve in bed. And, they're not afraid to tell you what pleases them.

~ Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

~ Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are acting like a jerk!


You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" here's an update for you... nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage; why? Because women finally realized it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

[Doreen Peri]

I've read this same piece but it used the age 40 and again when it used the age 50.

I'm not sure Andy Rooney wrote it.

But if I were just my 30's, I'd consider myself a very young woman.

Hell, that was 20 years ago.

lol

[gypsyjoker]

AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30...

Yeah hip to their tricks

Bye bye black bird

She doesn't care what you think.

Ten four, that is why I sound like a broken record
When a woman over thirty does not even listen to me.

Women over 30 are dignified

Oh yes, my san antone rose’s favorite line from KH movie about being pissed at someone because it made her loose her cools,

she doesn't trust the guy

that is my brothers can be so sweet
sexual is intellectual, platonic?

And, they're not afraid to tell you what pleases them.

Well maybe for a woman on a man trip, by the time she was in her late forties, she knew her man well enough that she could use movies as metaphors, cause he was best when he was a mere presence


I been thinking about looking for some women over fifty or sixty pithy sayings

ya know i never been married, when ever I meet glynda my neighbor the white witch of the north, I would sound like a broken record, saying "you don't want to marry me"