THANKFULLY, HIS AIDES KEPT HIM AWAY FROM THE HOME OF THE JACKASSES
President Bush convened an economic forum at Waco's Baylor University, home of the Bears, instead of Chicago's United Center, home of the Bulls, then made a speech about economic policy that would be worthy of Canberra's soccer stadium, home of the Ostriches. - Joe Bob Briggs...
SARTRE WAS, APPARENTLY, NOT A SOCCER FAN
Crazed Senegalese soccer fans ran through the streets of Harlem, shouting in their native Wolof, to celebrate their World Cup victory over France. Meanwhile, in a cafe in Greenwich Village, two dozen leather-jacketed Frenchmen chain-smoked and recited existential poetry.
- Joe Bob Briggs
