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Post by Lightning Rod » July 4th, 2007, 11:02 am

several years ago I was invited to a party in Dallas to celebrate the fact that the Dallas Slam Team had won first place in the National Poetry Slam in Seattle.
I've never particularly looked at myself as a slam poet, but Clebo Rainey, who was the coach of the team, took me around and introduced me as 'the original Dallas slam poet'. I was flattered.
One of the team members that year was this poet. He did this poem at the party:

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"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

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Post by stilltrucking » July 4th, 2007, 1:10 pm

that reminds me of this joke by a pal of ours here on S8
Did you hear about the lady owl who went on a blind date?
She said "Who who."
Her blind date answered, "Not you you flat-faced bitch"
Terrible joke I know but I thought it was a hoot!
She once called them "meaty magnets"
I have not seen her around for a long time. Ain't no sunshine when she ain't here.
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Post by Doreen Peri » July 4th, 2007, 2:01 pm

Who are you referring to, truckin?

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Post by Doreen Peri » July 10th, 2007, 10:29 pm

Finally watched it.... LOL!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

great stuff!

thanks for posting this!

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Post by izeveryboyin » July 11th, 2007, 6:04 pm

Just what I needed to take the edge off an otherwise aggravating day. That was funny as hell. Looks like a clip from Def Poetry Jam?

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