I told my doctor that I had a rare but life threatening condition
when I asked her if I was healthy enough for sex
she asked me if that was a proposition.
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Here is a doctor's joke for ya.
"What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an oyster with epilepsy?"
About thirty years ago when I first started trucking my sister decided she wanted to be a truck driver too. So I took her with me on a run through the midwest.
I was delivering tractors for a driving service at the time and it was a hard way to go. By the time we got to Ohio my sister was complaining of pain in her tummy from the bouncing and slamming of that bob tail tractor on those bad roads.
It got so bad I took her to the ER room of large hospital around Cincinnati.
That is where that doctor told her that joke. I wonder if he thought she was a hooker riding around with some trucker?
"What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an oyster with epilepsy?"
About thirty years ago when I first started trucking my sister decided she wanted to be a truck driver too. So I took her with me on a run through the midwest.
I was delivering tractors for a driving service at the time and it was a hard way to go. By the time we got to Ohio my sister was complaining of pain in her tummy from the bouncing and slamming of that bob tail tractor on those bad roads.
It got so bad I took her to the ER room of large hospital around Cincinnati.
That is where that doctor told her that joke. I wonder if he thought she was a hooker riding around with some trucker?
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'Blessed is he who was not born, Or he, who having been born, has died. But as for us who live, woe unto us, Because we see the afflictions of Zion, And what has befallen Jerusalem." Pseudepigrapha
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