When Cardboard Men Come In Handy

[Doreen Peri]

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling loudly, "What's going on here?"

"My car broke down officer, I'm so glad you're here" says the woman calmly.

"Well, what the world are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.

"Helllooooooo!!!!" she says. "Those are my emergency flashers!"

[gypsyjoker]

"Adorable" joke. That's what my baby sister said when I told it to her.