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Two riddles I just made up

Posted: September 24th, 2007, 1:45 pm
by Doreen Peri
What did the fish say to the shrimp when the shrimp got in his way in the water?

"Don't be so shellfish!"

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What do you say when you're playing a bad golf game?

"Fore-letter course words."

Posted: September 25th, 2007, 5:04 pm
by jimboloco
you'ld better scale it back

how about some scuttle diplomacy

i'm teed off

par for the curse

Posted: September 25th, 2007, 5:46 pm
by Doreen Peri
:)

Mine were funnier. But I'm biased.

;)

Re: Two riddles I just made up

Posted: September 25th, 2007, 6:29 pm
by joel
doreen peri wrote:What do you say when you're playing a bad golf game?

"Fore-letter course words."
haha :lol: