Two riddles I just made up
Posted: September 24th, 2007, 1:45 pm
What did the fish say to the shrimp when the shrimp got in his way in the water?
"Don't be so shellfish!"
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What do you say when you're playing a bad golf game?
"Fore-letter course words."
"Don't be so shellfish!"
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What do you say when you're playing a bad golf game?
"Fore-letter course words."