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Posted: **October 8th, 2007, 3:16 am**

Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11

NEW YORK—At a well-attended rally in front of his new Ground Zero headquarters Monday, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani officially announced his plan to run for president of 9/11.

"My fellow citizens of 9/11, today I will make you a promise," said Giuliani during his 18-minute announcement speech in front of a charred and torn American flag. "As president of 9/11, I will usher in a bold new 9/11 for all."

If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world's conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions.

February 21, 2007 | Issue 43•08

Posted: **October 15th, 2007, 7:58 am**

ding dongs
and plutonium
same half life

shoot me a newton
slip me a wafer
god is a biscuit

Kill for Christ

Posted: **October 16th, 2007, 1:26 pm**

"The President of 9/11"?.... Holy crap. Satire, right? (And dead-on the money, I might add).

More and more folks tell me that 9/11 was an inside job.
Whether it was or wasn't, it might as well be, at this point.

Posted: **October 16th, 2007, 4:40 pm**

Satire yes
The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/content/

Posted: **October 20th, 2007, 11:24 pm**

Yes. The Onion. They get it right, over and over, even if we don't.

Posted: **October 22nd, 2007, 8:16 pm**

Doonesbury gets it right more often than I do.

Opus too.