My internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday
and she is gorgeous... absolutely beautiful and unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why and she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'
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Excellent joke Cecil.
I had to take a DOT physical in Dallas one year. My medical card had expired and I could not get back to San Antone to my regular doctor who had hands like a catcher's mit.
The doctor in Dallas was a petite pretty blonde woman. When I saw who was going to give me my physical I almost walked out.
On the upside she had such small little hands. When she said my prostate was okay I knew it was true. She had her whole arm in there up to the elbow.
Such a humilating experience, not erotic at all. I was trying to make a joke to save my dignity and I said "I used to be circumsized" She said "it's the weight."
I had to take a DOT physical in Dallas one year. My medical card had expired and I could not get back to San Antone to my regular doctor who had hands like a catcher's mit.
The doctor in Dallas was a petite pretty blonde woman. When I saw who was going to give me my physical I almost walked out.
On the upside she had such small little hands. When she said my prostate was okay I knew it was true. She had her whole arm in there up to the elbow.
Such a humilating experience, not erotic at all. I was trying to make a joke to save my dignity and I said "I used to be circumsized" She said "it's the weight."
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