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Three

Posted: June 2nd, 2009, 11:29 am
by Doreen Peri
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'

Posted: June 2nd, 2009, 12:13 pm
by .Lucy.
HA!!!!

This seriously makes me wish I could tell a joke...If someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to tell a joke to save my life, I'd pretty much be gone in a matter of minutes.

Well, at least I can say I'm goofy...Does that count? :o