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> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
> THINKING,
> SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
>
> MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
> FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,
> WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE
> SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO
>
> .
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
>
> THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO
> OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
> HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .
>
> 'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
>
> HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?
>
> 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
> THEN THAT UGLY,
>
> OLD,
>
> BALD,
>
> WRINKLED,
>
> FAT ARSED,
>
> GREY HAIRED,
>
> DECREPIT,
>
> BASTARD ASKED....
>
> 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'
> ..lol..

[Steve Plonk]

Hoo Hah!