'YALL BETTA' TAKE HER NOW

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'Yall Betta' Take Her Now
by T Lewis

oh my Aunt D, she was such a gem
and good old Uncle Q, just can't forget him
this brother and sister team was truly a class act
dispite what and whoever, they had each other's back

now there were times they'd do some things
so funny you would'nt believe
that they did'nt make it to Hollywood
where the Oscars are achieved

take for instance the time I heard
about a trip to Malcolm Bliss
its a place for the ..uh..."off keel"
in case you did'nt know this

one night D was gonna to take Q over there
if he did'nt straighten up
but Q was down for the challenge
to show what he was made of

now it was only a warning on Aunt D's part
just to get the brotha' to cool
but since the night was still young
she told me "I decided to scare that fool"

they went, sho' nuf, straight to the place
and she pretended to sign him in
they were told to have a seat and wait
then down the hall came a few men

soon as they approached, Q made D have a cow
when he grabbed her by the arm and yelled
"I GOT HER, SHE'S CRAZY, YALL BETTA TAKE HER NOW"

it took her a minute to explain, and men they understood
but boy when she got him outside, Uncle Q got it good
oh my Gosh, those two, got me laughing as I write this
Aunt D and Uncle Q and that trip to Malcolm Bliss