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extinction of the b.j.
Posted: December 1st, 2010, 4:47 pm
by Lao C Ryter
Viagra and Cialis have made the b.j. obsolete, can we get a pill to moisten the vag? Foreplay now is swallowing a pill and performing cunnilingus for 20 minutes while the medication takes effect.
Re: extinction of the b.j.
Posted: December 11th, 2010, 8:35 am
by tarbaby
Re: extinction of the b.j.
Posted: April 26th, 2011, 5:57 pm
by merlynh
I was feeling old today; not missing, not having a girlfriend, but not that desperate. Okay I'll admit I have false teeth. Oh man this is weird.
Not a me and Mrs Jones sort of encounter. . . Was it?
Re: extinction of the b.j.
Posted: May 12th, 2011, 3:44 am
by jimboloco
At the Veterans Administration I am getting Levitra for $2 a pop.
Before this I was getting Viagra at about $12 a pop.
Now, since my wife divorced me,
I am saving a large supply.
Waiting for the Cabadario!
Waiting for a hericaine!
Waiting for my karma to ripen.
Grateful I no longer have to walk around with a hard on.
Now, if I can just get this BP med corrected,
I'll be OK. No nitrates or young women for me.
Mature conversation and stupid laughter is all I need.
Almost 64 and no body loves me anymore.
Not quite extinct just yet.
Where is Madonna when she needs me?
Nothing false but the urge to smile.