Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Gee I wonder if they'll come up with attachable cup holders. I can only imagine, it would go over big with cocktail waitress; or maybe, just one, just for tips. Yeah like, one right in your face, with a lettering on the side saying, "Hey buddy if you going to look. Pay up. . ! " Then again, maybe, attachable milk dispensers. . . Oh? That one has already been done.

I'd like ones that would say
"Do it again!"
when I touched them.

OHHHHHHHHH

They would have my full attention,
yes ma'am.

How about a talking twat?
The iTwat.......
Then ladies would not have to fake anything.
The iTwat could do it for them.
Naked Lunch with a real conversation piece!