Joke Time!!!!
- Dave The Dov
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Joke Time!!!!
There vere two peanuts valking down the street
one of them zem vas
assaulted
peanut!!!!
Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!!! Yeah das ist funny yeah!!!!
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one of them zem vas
assaulted
peanut!!!!
Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!!! Yeah das ist funny yeah!!!!
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BMW R60/2
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Here's another one.
How many 17th century poets does it take to screw in a light bulb????
None because lightbulbs didn't exist at that time.
Ha Ha Haaa He He Heee!!!!
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How many 17th century poets does it take to screw in a light bulb????
None because lightbulbs didn't exist at that time.
Ha Ha Haaa He He Heee!!!!
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Honda VT series
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A ship carrying a cargo of blue paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of red paint. The crews are believed to be marooned.
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In the Old West town of Dry Gulch Something-or-other, a cowboy walked into town one day wearing a paper hat. In fact, his shirt & pants were paper too. Under closer inspection, his chaps, boots, bandanna, and even spurs turned out to be made of paper. He was shortly arrested for rustling.
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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch!"
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A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a dentist, a proctologist, a German, an Eskimo, a Russian, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a smoker, an alcoholic, and a guy named Tim all walk into a bar. Bartender says, "hey, is this some kinda joke?"
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In the Old West town of Dry Gulch Something-or-other, a cowboy walked into town one day wearing a paper hat. In fact, his shirt & pants were paper too. Under closer inspection, his chaps, boots, bandanna, and even spurs turned out to be made of paper. He was shortly arrested for rustling.
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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch!"
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A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a dentist, a proctologist, a German, an Eskimo, a Russian, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a smoker, an alcoholic, and a guy named Tim all walk into a bar. Bartender says, "hey, is this some kinda joke?"
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surely you all know this one; but just in case, because it's my favourite...
*****
a piece of string walks into a bar. the bartender says, 'i can't serve you! you're just a piece of string, get outta here!'
dejected, the piece of string walks outside, where he gets an idea.
he ties himself into a big square knot, then he messes his hair all up, and walks back into the bar. but the bartender recognizes him and says once again, 'i can't serve you! you're a piece of string, get outta here!'
to which he responds, 'oh no, sir, i'm a frayed knot.'
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... get it? i'm a frayed knot??? heh heh heh, that's the best.
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a piece of string walks into a bar. the bartender says, 'i can't serve you! you're just a piece of string, get outta here!'
dejected, the piece of string walks outside, where he gets an idea.
he ties himself into a big square knot, then he messes his hair all up, and walks back into the bar. but the bartender recognizes him and says once again, 'i can't serve you! you're a piece of string, get outta here!'
to which he responds, 'oh no, sir, i'm a frayed knot.'
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... get it? i'm a frayed knot??? heh heh heh, that's the best.
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