Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

There vere two peanuts valking down the street





one of them zem vas


















assaulted















peanut!!!!















Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!!! Yeah das ist funny yeah!!!!
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I still like....



a jumper cable walks into a bar.

the bartender says, "OK, I'll serve you,

but don't start anything".....

Here's another one.


How many 17th century poets does it take to screw in a light bulb????

None because lightbulbs didn't exist at that time.

Ha Ha Haaa He He Heee!!!!
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What does a largemouth bass say when swimming upstream in the dark and runs into a concrete wall?
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DAM!

Beavers say the same thing only they say Beaver Dam!!!! Get it!!!!
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A ship carrying a cargo of blue paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of red paint. The crews are believed to be marooned.

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In the Old West town of Dry Gulch Something-or-other, a cowboy walked into town one day wearing a paper hat. In fact, his shirt & pants were paper too. Under closer inspection, his chaps, boots, bandanna, and even spurs turned out to be made of paper. He was shortly arrested for rustling.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch!"

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A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a dentist, a proctologist, a German, an Eskimo, a Russian, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a smoker, an alcoholic, and a guy named Tim all walk into a bar. Bartender says, "hey, is this some kinda joke?"

Hardy Hah! Hah!

I loved all of these corny jokes for I am cornball at heart but I especially loved Marksmans...that cowboy one was a snorter!

I woke up the dogs laughing...

SooZen

bad jokes are my favourites.

One of the phrases I try to live by is "Always make sure your puns are intended."

surely you all know this one; but just in case, because it's my favourite...

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a piece of string walks into a bar. the bartender says, 'i can't serve you! you're just a piece of string, get outta here!'

dejected, the piece of string walks outside, where he gets an idea.

he ties himself into a big square knot, then he messes his hair all up, and walks back into the bar. but the bartender recognizes him and says once again, 'i can't serve you! you're a piece of string, get outta here!'

to which he responds, 'oh no, sir, i'm a frayed knot.'

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... get it? i'm a frayed knot??? heh heh heh, that's the best.