Guess Who I Slept With Last Night!
Posted: September 9th, 2004, 12:00 am
I bet you'll never guess, my friends, who I slept with last night!
Beneath the sheets, he joined me there, and caused me to ignite!
He showed up unexpectedly, completely incognito!
He made me itch, and called me sweet, then whispered, "Muy bonito!"
Yes, just my luck, his Spanish accent made me shriek completely!
He stung me once, he stung me twice, then ten times, so discreetly!
Oh God! He even wakened me to eat me up, and bring me
His succulent attack, as I could feel his stinger sting me!
Oh what a night, with ev'ry bite, I thought he'd drive me crazy!
Without a stitch, he caused my itch, the moonlit night so hazy....
And in the dark I laid with him, there was no way to veto
The way he sucked my skin, my thighs, my neck, that damned MOSQUITO!
......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wrote this a long time ago and read it in NYC at the bowery poetry club with the litkicks gang.... ahhhh.... that was so much fun!
silly little ditty, huh? heh
Beneath the sheets, he joined me there, and caused me to ignite!
He showed up unexpectedly, completely incognito!
He made me itch, and called me sweet, then whispered, "Muy bonito!"
Yes, just my luck, his Spanish accent made me shriek completely!
He stung me once, he stung me twice, then ten times, so discreetly!
Oh God! He even wakened me to eat me up, and bring me
His succulent attack, as I could feel his stinger sting me!
Oh what a night, with ev'ry bite, I thought he'd drive me crazy!
Without a stitch, he caused my itch, the moonlit night so hazy....
And in the dark I laid with him, there was no way to veto
The way he sucked my skin, my thighs, my neck, that damned MOSQUITO!
......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wrote this a long time ago and read it in NYC at the bowery poetry club with the litkicks gang.... ahhhh.... that was so much fun!
silly little ditty, huh? heh