Here's Your Sign!
Posted: February 15th, 2005, 6:27 pm
How to play:
Find someone to ask you a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and then come back with a sarcastic reply, followed by their consolation prize... here's your sign:
While having coffee with a new acquaintance...
"So... are you black?"
"No, I'm just trying out a new tan, do you like it?... Here's you sign!"
While standing outside car door trying to unlock it with a wire hanger...
"Locked your keys in?"
"No, I just washed it. I'm getting ready to hang it up outside to dry... Here's your sign!"
While at my mother's house, mopping a small spot on the already clean floor...
"You spilled something?"
"No, I'm just trying out a new dance called wop and mop... Here's your sign!"
While going to see my dad...
"So... you're going to see your dad?"
"No, there are aliens coming here and I wanted to be the 1st to meet them... Here's your sign!"
These are all true by the way folks. People asked me questions that were that stupid... and some were even worse. Got any?
Find someone to ask you a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and then come back with a sarcastic reply, followed by their consolation prize... here's your sign:
While having coffee with a new acquaintance...
"So... are you black?"
"No, I'm just trying out a new tan, do you like it?... Here's you sign!"
While standing outside car door trying to unlock it with a wire hanger...
"Locked your keys in?"
"No, I just washed it. I'm getting ready to hang it up outside to dry... Here's your sign!"
While at my mother's house, mopping a small spot on the already clean floor...
"You spilled something?"
"No, I'm just trying out a new dance called wop and mop... Here's your sign!"
While going to see my dad...
"So... you're going to see your dad?"
"No, there are aliens coming here and I wanted to be the 1st to meet them... Here's your sign!"
These are all true by the way folks. People asked me questions that were that stupid... and some were even worse. Got any?