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What do you expect from a man?

Post by sasha » July 21st, 2018, 1:53 pm

A man in near-hysterics calls 911. "My wife's water has broken and the contractions are less than 2 minutes apart!" he screams. "I don't know what to do!"

"Calm down," the dispatcher says. "Is this her first child?"

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710

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