What do you expect from a man?
Posted: July 21st, 2018, 1:53 pm
A man in near-hysterics calls 911. "My wife's water has broken and the contractions are less than 2 minutes apart!" he screams. "I don't know what to do!"
"Calm down," the dispatcher says. "Is this her first child?"
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
"Calm down," the dispatcher says. "Is this her first child?"
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"