Warning - may trigger the politically correct!
Posted: September 10th, 2018, 3:24 pm
A Texan walks into a bar, where two fashionable young women in expensive clothing & jewelry catch his eye. Walking over to where they're seated, he turns on his Southern charm with a smile, extends his hand, and says, "Hi there! So, where you ladies all from?"
But the two women exchange an eye-rolling glance, and one of them, in her most disdainful Vassar accent replies, "We're from where cultivated folks don't end their sentences with prepositions."
The Texan doesn't miss a beat. Still smiling, he says "Oh! So.... where y'all from... bitch?"
But the two women exchange an eye-rolling glance, and one of them, in her most disdainful Vassar accent replies, "We're from where cultivated folks don't end their sentences with prepositions."
The Texan doesn't miss a beat. Still smiling, he says "Oh! So.... where y'all from... bitch?"