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Hello, & welcome to WalMart.....

Post by sasha » September 21st, 2018, 3:26 pm

A loud and uncouth woman entered the local WalMart dragging two children by the hand, cursing and berating them for no apparent reason. The greeter smiled at her, offered her a cart, and said, "What lovely children you have! Are they twins?"

The woman stopped and glared at her. "Twins?" she snapped. "This one's 5, and the other's 9! What makes you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"Neither," the greeter mildly replied. "It's just that I couldn't believe you'd been laid twice."
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710

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Re: Hello, & welcome to WalMart.....

Post by saw » September 25th, 2018, 6:42 am

ouch !
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading

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