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can't go wrong with a fart joke

Post by sasha » January 5th, 2020, 4:22 pm

The Queen of England is giving the Archbishop of Canterbury a tour of the royal stables. As they walk past the stanchions, a prize stallion lifts his tail and loudly passes gas.

"Oh dear," the mortified Queen says. "I'm so dreadfully sorry!"

"Oh, that's quite all right, Mum," the Archbishop answers. Then, after a bit of pause, he adds, "As a matter of fact, I thought it was the horse."
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"Falsehood flies, the Truth comes limping after it." - Jonathan Swift, ca. 1710

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Re: can't go wrong with a fart joke

Post by saw » January 21st, 2020, 10:16 am

yes, this fart joke passes the smell test
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading

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