Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!!! I'm a rabbit!!!!

Now that's the kinda sickness I enjoy! I don't need a Get Well card for that one... Good one, moosey... er, mousey. (sorry, i'm thinking Canada)

yeah man
a belly laugh

Mz Mouse do you know why that joke so funny to me too.
I think NYC is still bigger than GLA, but LA probably not that much smaller. NYC got about 40,000 cops I bet LA don't have 10,000 because if the cops are violent enough use more force more oftern, they think they can police the streets more cost effectively. Just my humble opinon.

Nice to see you today, any day I don't see mouse dropping this old house seems lonely.

LOL!!!

thanks, mousey!

I needed that.

Lucky they weren't looking for a moose.

yeah I laughed loud
wish gypsy had not tried to deconstuckit.

funny faced woman
I mean mouse, just a fuddian slip.