She stands next to the barber's chair eating a cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know." she replies "I'm gonna get tits too!"
Just a short one!
Just a short one!
A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father.
She stands next to the barber's chair eating a cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know." she replies "I'm gonna get tits too!"
She stands next to the barber's chair eating a cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know." she replies "I'm gonna get tits too!"
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse
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Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse
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little riddle
Mr And Mrs Bigger had a baby boy.
Of the three of them
Who was biggest?
The baby, he was a little bigger.
Mr And Mrs Bigger had a baby boy.
Of the three of them
Who was biggest?
The baby, he was a little bigger.
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'Blessed is he who was not born, Or he, who having been born, has died. But as for us who live, woe unto us, Because we see the afflictions of Zion, And what has befallen Jerusalem." Pseudepigrapha
a lady goes back to the store ans wants to exchange an item.
the store lady says, "you can't return this, it's a discount special, no returns."
the lady says, "pinch my titties, i don't wanna return it, i wanna exchange it for another."
store lady says, "no exchanges on discounts, please watch your language."
lady says again, "pinch my titties!"
store lady gets the boss. he talls the lady, "no refunds, no exchanges on this item."
lady yells, "pinch my titties, pinch my titties!"
store man says, "why do you keep yelling that?"
lady says,
"I like having my titties pinched when I am getting skeerewwed!"
ps gail told me that one sunday morning at work during report. i am gonna hit her with yours, a poifect compliment, ms muffin
the store lady says, "you can't return this, it's a discount special, no returns."
the lady says, "pinch my titties, i don't wanna return it, i wanna exchange it for another."
store lady says, "no exchanges on discounts, please watch your language."
lady says again, "pinch my titties!"
store lady gets the boss. he talls the lady, "no refunds, no exchanges on this item."
lady yells, "pinch my titties, pinch my titties!"
store man says, "why do you keep yelling that?"
lady says,
"I like having my titties pinched when I am getting skeerewwed!"
ps gail told me that one sunday morning at work during report. i am gonna hit her with yours, a poifect compliment, ms muffin
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