The Great Santa Question
Posted: December 24th, 2005, 2:38 pm
Why does Santa always yell "Ho', Ho', Ho'"..?
Could it be because he only comes once a year...
A recent report from an extensive analysis of Santa Claus
has discovered why this Man from the North Pole
has used the phrase, Ho, Ho, Ho for so many years.
Unbeknownst to many until this report was released
it has been found that despite the great man's age
Santa still is in need of what all healthy, happy males
need and that is sex.
For 364 days a year, tucked away in the remotest
area of the world, Santa diligently works his magic
with the very tiny elves, which are completely too small
to satisfiy his own biological needs, and his lovely wife
Missus Claus... well, living alongside this man for so many
years has simply lost interest in the sexual side of their
optherwise wonderful relationship.
So when Christmas Eve rolls around every year
Santa is free for that one night to not only get
away from the ice-o-lation of the North Pole, but
he is known to indulge with as many willing partners
as he desires, given the fact that he does have access
to virtually every rooftop of every person worldwide.
What has also been discovered is that there have been,
and continues to be, those very smart women that have
known of his plight, each and every Christmas Eve night,
and are more than willing to satisfy this yearly longing that
every man can certainly relate to!
What has taken so long in revealing this otherwise disguised
fact, is whether these able and willing women were somehow
prostituting themselves... exchanging sex for gifts from Santa.
But it has now been concluded that the exchange has been strictly
heartfelt... many of the women interviewed just wanted to do
what Santa has done for them ever since they were young - give.
So, despite what we have been taught, Santa Claus is the
same as all of us... he gives - he receives. And it is well known
since he has access to any gift in the world, there is only one
gift that he does not receive with any regularity - the precious gift of sex.
So next time, next Christmas Eve, if you happen to hear his
'Ho! Ho! Ho!" you will know that it is the sheer joy of Santa,
and not a derogatory remark on his part, but a call to those
special ladies of Christmas Night that gives him
the strength and impetus to carry out his yearly duty
to all... and one that is well-deserved for all of his caring.
Could it be because he only comes once a year...
A recent report from an extensive analysis of Santa Claus
has discovered why this Man from the North Pole
has used the phrase, Ho, Ho, Ho for so many years.
Unbeknownst to many until this report was released
it has been found that despite the great man's age
Santa still is in need of what all healthy, happy males
need and that is sex.
For 364 days a year, tucked away in the remotest
area of the world, Santa diligently works his magic
with the very tiny elves, which are completely too small
to satisfiy his own biological needs, and his lovely wife
Missus Claus... well, living alongside this man for so many
years has simply lost interest in the sexual side of their
optherwise wonderful relationship.
So when Christmas Eve rolls around every year
Santa is free for that one night to not only get
away from the ice-o-lation of the North Pole, but
he is known to indulge with as many willing partners
as he desires, given the fact that he does have access
to virtually every rooftop of every person worldwide.
What has also been discovered is that there have been,
and continues to be, those very smart women that have
known of his plight, each and every Christmas Eve night,
and are more than willing to satisfy this yearly longing that
every man can certainly relate to!
What has taken so long in revealing this otherwise disguised
fact, is whether these able and willing women were somehow
prostituting themselves... exchanging sex for gifts from Santa.
But it has now been concluded that the exchange has been strictly
heartfelt... many of the women interviewed just wanted to do
what Santa has done for them ever since they were young - give.
So, despite what we have been taught, Santa Claus is the
same as all of us... he gives - he receives. And it is well known
since he has access to any gift in the world, there is only one
gift that he does not receive with any regularity - the precious gift of sex.
So next time, next Christmas Eve, if you happen to hear his
'Ho! Ho! Ho!" you will know that it is the sheer joy of Santa,
and not a derogatory remark on his part, but a call to those
special ladies of Christmas Night that gives him
the strength and impetus to carry out his yearly duty
to all... and one that is well-deserved for all of his caring.