Bush joke

[Zlatko Waterman]

( Forwarded to me by a good friend, who just happens to be one hell of a good fiddle and accordion player. He sits in the chair right next to me in The Ramblers.)

--from my friend David:


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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist
> Church outside Washington as part of his campaign.
>
> Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been
> Getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's
> position on stem cell research, the War, and such. I'll gladly make a
> contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say
> the President is a saint."
>
> The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church
> is in desperate need of funds. I will do it."
>
> Bush pompously shows up that following Sunday, looking especially smug,
> sneering for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into
> the church.
>
> As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is a
> petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He is a liar, a
> cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He
> has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to put himself
> in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing
> before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished. '"
>
> He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the
> American people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of
> lives it has taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of a
> Methodist I've ever personally known or known of.
>
> But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."

[stilltrucking]

Nice.

Speaking of Cheney:

I read the press release about the shooting. The guy barely got a scratch. He is only in intensive care because he likes the banana pudding they serve there.

[Ann Bingham]

In my opinion there is too much hooplah put on the whole Chaney media "cover up" so to speak. O.k. so the guy accidentally shot someone. Bad thing about it the man he shoot is an attorney


Just my view.