SATIREWIRE'S 2ND ANNUAL POETRY SPAM

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SATIREWIRE'S 2ND ANNUAL
POETRY SLAM...ER...SPAM
THE WINNERS

SATIREWIRE'S 2ND ANNUAL POETRY SPAM


2001 STRICTLY SPAM WINNER:
(Poem made entirely from phrases in actual unsolicited email)

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Enlarge Your Boss

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